i can kill you with my brain |
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| Obama: | I like Coke |
| Fox News: | Obama Declares War on Pepsi |
| Socialism: | You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour. |
| Communism: | You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk. |
| Fascism: | You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk. |
| Nazism: | You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you. |
| Bureaucratism: | You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away.. |
| Traditional Capitalism: | You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. |
| An American Corporation: | You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead. |
| A French Corporation: | You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. |
| Japanese Corporation: | You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide. |
| An Italian Corporation: | You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. |
| A Swiss Corporation: | You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them. |
| Chinese Corporation: | You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers. |
| An Iraqi Corporation: | Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy....... |
| Counter Culture: | 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!' |
| Surrealism: | You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons. |
| Fatalist: | You have 2 doomed cows... |
| A West-Country Corporation: | You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute. |
| A Brazilian Corporation: | You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital. |
| Moffat: | You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time travelling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. |
| An Irish Corporation: | You have a million cows because they're fucking everywhere |
| Tumblr: | You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect. |
Sarah: Well, I always imagined a little white house with a red door and, don’t laugh, but it had a picket fence, just like, you know, the houses that you see on TV that people live in.
Chuck: Hmm. Mid-century, very Leave It to Beaver?
Sarah: Cozy, homey and simple.
Chuck: And perfect.One day…#Chuck
Holding hands
3x06/3x13/3x17/4x07/4x10/4x13/4x17/4x23
SoBe Skinsuit 2012 with Yvonne Strahovski [x]
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You can’t deny we were badass.
I’m your friend, damn it, and you don’t have any friends.
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Flipping through channels and Perfect Plan is on. Randomly stopped to stare at Lucas Bryant’s face.
Umm….
Why is Nathan attacking Audrey? Why is Nathan evil? I don’t like evil Nathan. I miss pancake eating Nathan. I miss the Nathan that thinks Audrey making pancakes for dinner actually means he’s staying for breakfast.
Time to watch Haven.
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da fuq cat. da fuq.
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau sums up Game of Thrones in four reactions.
yes.
Goal achieved.
Castle and Beckett | Favorite sexual innuendos - Part II
The women are the strong ones, truly.